So you are feeling bold? Looking for love? These cheesy pick-up lines might score you a laugh… or a least an eyeroll.
Classic & Punny Pick-Up Lines
The seasoned flirt will always keep a few classic lines in their back pocket. Some are simply tried and true, having withstood the test of time. Others, have such rich punny-ness that they are sure to impress.
- Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
- Feel my shirt. Soft right? Do you know why? No? Because I’m quality boyfriend material!
- Are you a hurricane? Because you’re blowing me away.
- Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.
- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!
- It’s a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out!
- I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
- If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
- Hi, do you know how to pitch a baseball? Because I’d like to hit on you.
- Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
- Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
- Are you a keyboard? Because you sure are my type.
- re you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears!
- It’s amazing that you are not even out of breath after running through my mind all day.
- There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
- Is there an airport nearby or was that the sound of my heart taking off?
- Do you live in a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.
- Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited.
- My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.
With a Little Flattery on Top
If you don’t think that a classic will suffice, good old fashioned flattery might be the way to go. Let that special someone know that you think they are amazing!
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- Are you a business on Google? Because you’d get my 5 stars!
- Aside from being stunning and brilliant, what do you do for a living?
- Your eyes are bluer than the ocean and I am getting lost at sea.
- I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did!
- Are you a beaver? Because dam!
- If kindness could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction
- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
- If you were steak, you’d be well done.
Nothing Glows Like Self-Confidence
Of course, if complementing the one you’ve got your eye on doesn’t pan out well, you can always try giving yourself a boost.
- I’m not actually this tall, I am just standing on my wallet.
- Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by again?
- Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
- I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
You May Be Wondering Why I’ve Called You Here Today
In an age without a standard for how to date, stating your intentions up front can be refreshing. Try out these lines to let ‘em know you are serious.
- Are you a roller coaster? Because I’m going head over heal when I’m with you!
- Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
- Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
- If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
- Are you a time traveller? Because I see you in my future.
- Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
- If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
- If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Sneaky Pick-Up Lines
Another approach, sure to reveal your intelligence, is to add some sneakiness to your introduction. This method is often preferred for effectiveness when attempting to get a soon-to-be lovers digits.
- I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
- I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
- I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
- Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
- Hey, sorry, did you say something to me? Oh, you didn’t? Could you? Because I’d love to chat with you.
- Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out for dinner. Just smile for yes and do a triple backflip for no.
- My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the coolest person in the room. Want to get something tasty with their money?
- Kiss me if I’m wrong. Dinosaurs still exist right?
- Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Laughter draws people together, so a pick-up line that leads to a giggle creates a bond. But can you go too far? Try these gnarly pick-up lines out to find out!
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
- Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
- Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
Pick-Up Lines For the Nerds
Nothing draws in a mate like intelligence. If you’ve got the brains, here are some ways you can put them to use to make a connection.
- I’m learning about important dates in history. Would you like to be one of them?
- Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
- Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.
- Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
- Being with you is like getting A’s in school. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
- Where have I seen you before? Oh ya, I remember now. It was on Thesaurus.com when I searched gorgeous.
- Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
- You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
- I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
- If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
- Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
- If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.
Cheesey Pick-Up Lines Can Be Cute
Last but not least, some cheesy lines are so cheesy, with just the right balance of salty and gooey, that they are actually pretty heart-warming.
- You put the cheese in my macaroni.
- Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
- Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
- If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair.
- When God made you, he was showing off.
- Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
- Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
- Is your phone’s hot spot on? Because I’m sensing a connection between us.
- Finally, if the time for action comes and you draw a blank, there is one last option…
- You are so lovely that I’ve forgotten my cheesy pick-up line
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Hi, I’m JD (Big Daddy). After I became a lawyer and ran a successful law practise for a while, I became interested in blogging, developing new technology for the law, playing in the outdoors and taking lots of vacations. I still spend time being a lawyer, but I’m trying to pursue my other passions, and I’d like to document all my fun in various blogs.