Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

So you are feeling bold? Looking for love? These cheesy pick-up lines might score you a laugh… or a least an eyeroll.

Classic & Punny Pick-Up Lines

The seasoned flirt will always keep a few classic lines in their back pocket. Some are simply tried and true, having withstood the test of time. Others, have such rich punny-ness that they are sure to impress.

  1. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  2. Feel my shirt. Soft right? Do you know why? No? Because I’m quality boyfriend material!
  3. Are you a hurricane? Because you’re blowing me away. 
  4. Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless. 
  5. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print!
  6. It’s a good thing that I have my library card because I am totally checking you out!
  7. I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”
  8. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!
  9. Hi, do you know how to pitch a baseball? Because I’d like to hit on you.
  10. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
  11. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
  12. Are you a keyboard? Because you sure are my type. 
  13. re you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears!
  14. It’s amazing that you are not even out of breath after running through my mind all day.
  15. There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.
  16. Is there an airport nearby or was that the sound of my heart taking off?
  17. Do you live in a museum? Because you truly are a work of art.
  18. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited.
  19. My doctor says I’m lacking vitamin U.

With a Little Flattery on Top

If you don’t think that a classic will suffice, good old fashioned flattery might be the way to go. Let that special someone know that you think they are amazing!

  1. Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
  2. Are you a business on Google? Because you’d get my 5 stars!
  3. Aside from being stunning and brilliant, what do you do for a living?
  4. Your eyes are bluer than the ocean and I am getting lost at sea.
  5. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did!
  6. Are you a beaver? Because dam!
  7. If kindness could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction
  8. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
  9. If you were steak, you’d be well done.

Nothing Glows Like Self-Confidence

Of course, if complementing the one you’ve got your eye on doesn’t pan out well, you can always try giving yourself a boost.

  1. I’m not actually this tall, I am just standing on my wallet.
  2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I pass by again?
  3. Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”
  4. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!

You May Be Wondering Why I’ve Called You Here Today

In an age without a standard for how to date, stating your intentions up front can be refreshing. Try out these lines to let ‘em know you are serious.

  1. Are you a roller coaster? Because I’m going head over heal when I’m with you!
  2. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you.
  3. Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
  4. If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
  5. Are you a time traveller? Because I see you in my future.
  6. Can I have your Instagram? My parents said I should follow my dreams.
  7. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  8. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

Sneaky Pick-Up Lines

Another approach, sure to reveal your intelligence, is to add some sneakiness to your introduction. This method is often preferred for effectiveness when attempting to get a soon-to-be lovers digits. 

  1. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
  2. I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.
  3. I need some answers for my math homework. Quick. What’s your number?
  4. Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?
  5. Hey, sorry, did you say something to me? Oh, you didn’t? Could you? Because I’d love to chat with you.
  6. Don’t tell me if you want me to take you out for dinner. Just smile for yes and do a triple backflip for no.
  7. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the coolest person in the room. Want to get something tasty with their money?
  8. Kiss me if I’m wrong. Dinosaurs still exist right?
  9. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

Too Far?

Laughter draws people together, so a pick-up line that leads to a giggle creates a bond. But can you go too far? Try these gnarly pick-up lines out to find out!

  1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
  2. Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
  3. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
  4. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Pick-Up Lines For the Nerds

Nothing draws in a mate like intelligence. If you’ve got the brains, here are some ways you can put them to use to make a connection.

  1. I’m learning about important dates in history. Would you like to be one of them?
  2. Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.
  3. Hey girl, are you gold? Because I’m in Au of your beauty.
  4. Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
  5. Being with you is like getting A’s in school.  Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
  6. Where have I seen you before? Oh ya, I remember now. It was on when I searched gorgeous.
  7. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
  8. You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
  9. I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
  10. If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
  11. Even if there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
  12. If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.

Cheesey Pick-Up Lines Can Be Cute

Last but not least, some cheesy lines are so cheesy, with just the right balance of salty and gooey, that they are actually pretty heart-warming.

  1. You put the cheese in my macaroni.
  2. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.
  3. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  4. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”
  5. If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair. 
  6. When God made you, he was showing off.
  7. Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
  8. Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!
  9. Is your phone’s hot spot on? Because I’m sensing a connection between us.
  10. Finally, if the time for action comes and you draw a blank, there is one last option…
  11. You are so lovely that I’ve forgotten my cheesy pick-up line

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