Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock Knock jokes are great for young kids. Knock Knock jokes don’t require abstract thought or attention span and can be catered to very basic household or cultural knowledge. Older kids may find that the simple structure of Knock Knock jokes allows them to get creative and come up with their own humor or easily remember a friend’s joke. Learning to grasp a play on words, or better yet, to create one, subtly requires language skills and creative thinking that can be a productive part of play. Of course, Knock Knock jokes are easy to remember for mom or dad too and I can hope that some of these crack a smile for parents as well.

Without further ado, here are some of the best knock knock jokes for kids found on the internet.


Really simple – great for the youngest jokesters


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beats.
Beats who?
Beats me.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Abie.
Abie who?
ABIE….C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P….etc.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue Knocked on this door before?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!


Jokes best when you are knocking at an actual door


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatcha doin’ and open this silly door.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes the police come out with your hands up.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jim.
Jim who?
Jim mind if I come in.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben Knocking on this door all morning, let me in!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business, that’s who.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Cher would be nice if you opened the door!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?


Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from Knocking!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I Knocked!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s not working!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you don’t open the door?


Can animals knock knock?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla!
Gorilla who?
Gorilla burger!
I’ve got the buns!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Twit.
Twit who?
Did anyone else hear an owl?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was in his apple.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it’s kangaroo.


Classic knock knocks jokes for kids

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kermit.
Kermit who?
Kermit a crime and you’ll get locked up!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I had no idea you could yodel.


Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Smellmop.
Smellmop who?
Gross! No thanks!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson Disney Plus right now?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, now hand over the cash.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dish is a nice place!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire a path, I’m coming through!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stick up!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!


Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Art.
Art who?
R2-D2, of course.


Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Nevermind, it’s pointless.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Are you having an identity crisis?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really, you’re a shoe? Uh, okay.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hike.
Hike who?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I’m good. Hawaii you?


Fill in the blanks – make your own knock knock joke!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe [Can you] help me with __________?


Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita [I need to] to __________!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah [Know a] good place _______?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida [Ate a] huge ___________.


Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Poodle.
Poodle who?
Poodle [Put a] little _________!


Gotcha – mixing the knock knock jokes up a little bit


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar.
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t Knock.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W.H.O.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FB…
We’re asking the questions here!


Knock. Knock.
Who’s there?
Déjà.
Déjà who?
Knock. Knock.
(I feel like I have heard this one before…)


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
From.
From who?
Actually, it’s from whom!


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use. The joke is over.


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?


Knock Knock.
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?


Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow….
MOOOO!


Sources

https://www.funology.com/Knock-Knock-jokes/
https://parade.com/944054/parade/Knock-Knock-jokes/
https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/Knock-Knock-jokes-funny-best-100-507737
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/best-Knock-Knock-jokes/
https://parade.com/944054/parade/Knock-Knock-jokes/
https://www.familyminded.com/s/best-Knock-Knock-jokes-dc9cdf3cb12c4c3e
https://www.highlightskids.com/jokes/jokes/Knock-Knock-animal-jokes
https://www.KnockKnockjokes.nu/school-jokes/

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